Kavita,
I almost wet my pants reading this. Guys you need to read rahul's a lost love entry first to see what a great spoof this is!

LOL!

Touche! I have obviously underestimated you as an adversary... The battle lines are drawn, Miss Chhibber...

Hilarious.

Woman, you are awesome..This is hilarious!
Mr Khanna you may want to just give in and mend the cyber fences-send her some cyber roses and go down on your knees and ask her to take you back..She probably has Divya on her side and that would mean double trouble!:)
And do it before Rahul Bose really starts"lizzenning'.
Kavita that "lizzenning' dig at Bose's movie 'Mr. and Mrs. Iyer" was a cool touch!

Was I really nice to you?! You must have caught me off-guard. Goes to show you have all the makings of a good journalist.

Ha ha!May you remain off guard with me Divya! It is an auspicious beginning!:)

Ha ha.
Bravo, Ms Chhibber!
I'm with Aditi on this. Posts such as these require a disclaimer.

WARNING: Reading this may result in potential loss of bladder control due to uncontrollable fits of laughter. Proceed with caution... Or wear adult diapers.

(Sorry, no offense intended to adult diaper wearers or the bladder-control challenged. I know a few incontinent people. I'm related to one in particular, and they sometimes get pissed off at perceived digs. No pun intended... :)

Rahul, it would appear that Kavita has the mojo in her favor. You can rid yourself of a hard drive, but what do you do with a woman possessed?

It's best to join forces, my friend.

Kavita - I am laughing my ass off and while I'm not in the need for adult diapers... at least, not yet... I'm really glad that I didn't have a mouthful of hot tea when I started reading because otherwise, I'd be sending you a bill for water damage to my monitor.

Rahul - I believe that the proverbial gauntlet has been thrown down and I eagerly await your next move!

Kavita, I had a ROFL reading this:-)

Kavita,
you are amazing! Thank you so much for the laughter. We needed this with all the blah blogs around, the dark realities of war, Katrina's aftermath and inhuman acts surrounding us.
You really know how to write the right thing at the right time.
Rahul, all the women bloggers seem to be rooting for Kavita, and with her flowing long hair and beauteous eyes, she is an eye candy alright. So bury the gauntlet, muh man and go back to her..bended knees and cyber roses would be an added plus!

Our hearts have unanimously gone out to Kavita.
Our love and support for her is without and gender, economic, racial or cultural bias.
LOL

this is really funny ...

jsut when I had decided to retire from blogging around ... seeing this corpse in her cyber coffin.. somehow ...

oh yes ...

these nighmare dreams ...

in a desert... collapsed on the ground ... like a corpse who had run dry ...

to see all these small mean dragons lingering while walking towards me ...

as if to eat alive ...

oh no ... i am not that easy target ... I tell them without any hesitation ...

tehy seemed to be smiling ... already tasting me as if I was already inside their mouths ..

you must be joking right ??? do you thing I came so far to be taken like this ???a corpse??? without a fight???

you obviously do not know me ... so there I am .. standing up in front of you .. willing and able to kick you out of your skulls ...

so dare to come near and see what happens...

yes MAKE MY DAY!!!

saw these creatures stopping and staring at me as if pondering ...

that's right ... keep pondering as I not an easy target .. water or no water ...

by teh way where is water around here ??? anyone caring to tell me ???

still they stare as if still puzzled by teh shifting ...

that's right ... look at this power ... one kick and there you go...

now ... while you ponder ... give me some pointers to the terrain ... will you???

just look around ... it is only me and you .. you and me .. and all this desert land ...

to see these creatures suddenly walking backwards as if bowing ... and going back to their hole ...

don't need such fuss ... and why living in such a small hole when you have all this vastness and so much more abundance ???

they looked at the hole and seemed to agree ...

it had become too small ...

so come with me and lets look for the oasis ...

and there I went ...

to fall in another dream where I kept travelling through mountains and valleys ... again in deserted lands ...

but now with people around ...

using all different ways and means .. .

guided in every turn .. just when I needed ...

till I could feel the smell of the ocean calling for me ...

there you are ... I finally found you or you found me ...

all the same it seems to me ...

so there it is ...

my story from a mightmare dream ... where I saw "my corpse in her cyber coffin" of my imagination...

a running theme for a little while ...
clearly playing tricks on me ...

oh yes .. quite funny it can be ...

Kavati: Have you considered that Rahul may be trying to distract your attention by faking a false breakdown regarding exactly whose "hard drive" may have floundered???

We mean--not to get personal on the matter, but....is it possibly that Rahul's "Spyware and Anti-Virus" programs were left off when the "supposed" hotel's techies showed up and pronounced the "supposed" prognosis of exactly what, or rather "who," may have suffered the actual "hard drive" breakdown--if you know what we mean???

Notice how Rahul is "projecting" the failure to "communicate" on the feminine side of the relationship that "supposedly" failed!

Could it be this is a distraction from looking at the really impoten...., please excuse us, we meant, important issues the "male ego" is soooo....known for dodging when there is a "performance" malfunction, uhhh, with any "male--female" communciation--particular in a relationship that was as intimate as the one Rahul "supposedly" was "engaged in" with this "supposedly devoted" laptop???

It appears that indeed you hit Rahul's "keyboard buttons" and exposed his "hard drive" as possibly already being in the "failing stages," and he felt there was no other way to "save face" than to try a last-ditch dramatic ploy at distracting the Intentblog audience's attention away from....well, you know.....--typical male!!!

We are left wondering if his laptop had already figured out "whose hard drive" was actually malfunctioning (ie--wouldn't 'boot up'--so to speak) and she (the guilty laptop) had already sent "strong signals" through the hotel's "supposed courtesy Internet connections," and Rahul may have even noticed excessive "room service charges" by the hotel's "Internet/Hard-drive(?) Emergency Repair Services" during the times Rahul was "supposedly" doing "studio time?"

Not that we are trying to start any "rumors of infidelity," or plant any "gossip-style" thinking in your "readerships minds," mind you!

No way--We are just concerned about Rahul's welfare, of course! Sincerely, "Dr.s' Ruth and Phil"

geezzzz
what the hell isthis about????????????

hard drives??? keyboard buttons??? strong signals???

yes may be dr rurth can give some refreshements elucidations here ...

Dr Ohil??? maybe ...

mi no make sense ...

but then

me is mee...

mi mi ???

oh yes

miuahhhhh miauhhhhhhhh...

here here ...

no no ...

I agrri ...

let mi not get personalisi...

tu delicassi...

for mimi

oh rahul ...!!!!

mi gogo ...

Drs Phil and Ruth,
Thank you for your analysis. It definitely explains why Rahul gave up on Kavita. Obviously their drives dont match!
Rahul if you need a revival main hoon na!

Looks like you have opened a whole new can of cyber worms here Dr Ruth and Phil.
Rahul you are in trouble! Its time to admit Kavita is awesome on a public forum with cyber roses and bended knees or more of your inner secrets will be outed! Hard drive malfunction and what not!
Take her back man..if only to revive your drive-it'll all be for a worthy cause! Lets have a blog on love revived(psst besides never get on the wrong side of the media or you'll end up in PAGE 4-Kavita's squeal sequel!)

Kavita, this is very funny.
Rahul, dude I have a couple of hardware engineers handy in case you need help with your hard drive malfunction!
Although my suggestion too, would be to go back to Kavita..after 3 years, she would know better than any one else how to make your hard drive work at its best! :)

now ...

this is really too tto too

can't find the right word ...

How teh hell do I get caught in these spirals is beyond me ...

is it written in my forehead ???
or maybe in my ...???

I have asked myself to no avail ...

must be in the air...

now now now

question is " mirror .. mirror ... on the wall who is the ##### of them all ???

that would be funny ...

problem is ...

can't see teh foreheads ...

can't see the .. whatever ...

which means it is all in the air as I said ...

.. io w we pttottot
yes thats right!!!
ijsut rgfhtI am
never mind !!!

more to come ...

no doubt ...
need some extra vitamins ...

drive gone down down ...

even ofrgot what is like ...

or maybe not ...

so much pretence ...

my percious one says ...

grow up girl and be truthful...

now that would be a worthwhile challenge ...

a real test of kahunas ...

sepecially in this forum of fancy smarties ...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

where is the periperi???

actually I feel embarassed ...

need to behave...

hummmmmmmmmmmmmm

tongue is now sealed ...

no more hanky panky ...

that's it !

Don't be embarrassed Baba. Just be more coherent. We don't get any of your jargon. It just sounds like a baaa baaa to us

thank god ...

you made my day ...

i agree ...

perfectly nonsense from a banana pea brain ...

only junglebee can understand ...

maybe ...

I am at peace now

so goodbye ...

into greener pastures I go...

oh no...

chances are ...

well...

no words to say ....

tata ...

Thanks guys. I'm down with a bad cold and cough that has relegated my voice to a croak, but your responses really made me laugh.
Thanks for all the support. Rahul Khanna didn't know the gauntlet he threw would be stepped on by so many kind people on my side.
And yes PAGE 4 will carry a world exclusive on the real story behind Rahul Khanna's dead hard drive. Pick up your copies of the Kavita Enquirer as soon as possible. Hell hath no fury like a journalist scorned! :)

Kavita: Hope you are feeling better soon.

The laughter that you, Gotham, and the many more like Rahul bring to our world is an unsurpassed "tonic" for the many plagues that cause so much despair in our world at this time.

The first post I read one of Rahul's left me in a shambles of laughter--and he hasn't failed to induce the same each time he writes--and incredibly creative mind that brings the greatest of gifts to us--please keep the "volley" going with your equally talented abilities.

There is such an amazing level of genius and creative energy that flows through this Intentblog--it is sooo....Alive!

Much appreciated--with love, Dave

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Thanks for your good wishes Dave. Its a full day of meetings, I'm still coughing though fortunately my business partner will do the talking for me.
Rahul is very precious. He was up in the wee hours of the morning that day when I wrote the blog and posted it and sent me an email laughing.
We had been having our mock competition behind the scenes and even were co conspirators about how to get more hits than Deepak. Rahul said tongue in cheek-I'm going to send checks to all my relatives and ask them to come on board. And btw I did ask Deepak for tips for Rahul:) Then came those two priceless emails that I quoted towards the end of the blog. I was laughing so much, I decided then I couldn't let them go to waste and the rest as they say is history!

I think the wonderful thing about this blog is that you learn so much even about the people you think you know.(yeah I'm still wondering about Rahul's hard drive and your analysis Drs Phil and Ruth!:)
Jokes apart, Rahul's sense of humor was never in doubt, but after reading some of the stuff he came up, I still shake my head in disbelief.
He is going to beat me to the Booker prize I know!

To Gotham and others....I promised to come back to this blog and give you the name of a really cool search engine....chek it out....

http://clusty.com/

Joanie

Women, I wanna know how you think!

Kavita, you're toooo funny! :)