ROFL! No wonder I call that man my Guru.

Here is a talk of his on the topic, "loving yourself" you can download:

h t t p : / / r a p i d s h a r e . d e / f i l e s/32820874/Osho_on_loving_myself.mp3.html

Remove the extra spaces. I have many audio tapes of his discourses.....wish I had the time to convert them in digital format.

Cheers!
Navin

“Rajneesh contemplated the comment (complaint) for a moment and then proceeded to spontaneously deliver the following.” ~ Gotham Chopra

WHAT YOU ARE NOT TOLD:

Please listen to this:

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Usage of the Word Fuck (sound file), a famous piece of Internet humor, variously and incorrectly attributed to Monty Python and George Carlin. Recorded anonymously with a Vivaldi soundtrack, it is believed to be the voice of Jack Wagner.

Do you think the speech by Rajneesh is spontaneous as in original?

Yikes! Tell me if Gotham Chopra didn’t do any research before him attributing a most likely uninspiring bland rip-off by Rajneesh (Notice the amazing similarity between the two speeches)of a famous radio telecast as a SPONTANEOUS speech and a work of a GENIUS! (He may be genius in other fields)

“Move over Chris Rock. This is pure fucking genius.”
-Imagine what Chris Rock can do if he has a take on the same speech. I have no iota of doubt that you will literally ROFL.

[Here is the transcript of the audio file for the benefit of those who have difficulty opening the audio file.

Starts…

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!

..Ends]

“google him if you need the bio” ~ Gotham Chopra

For the benefit of the bloggers like the contributor Gotham Chopra who did not have much time to do research.

from wikipedia:
Jack Francis Wagner (December 17, 1925 - June 16, 1995) was the official park announcer for Disneyland until 1993. He is famous for the various announcements over the park PA, for parades, special events, etc. He also did a lot of work on the attractions themselves, including instructions, emergency precautions, and safety spiels. One of his most famous lines is from a safety spiel at the Matterhorn Bobsleds attraction: "Remain seated please; permanezcan sentados por favor". Because of the prevalence of his voice over the park, his nickname was "The Voice of Disneyland".
Monty Python, or The Pythons, is the collective name of the creators of Monty Python's Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show that first aired on the BBC on October 5, 1969. A total of 45 episodes were made over four series. (The fourth series dropped the "Flying Circus" from the title and, thus, was also called "Monty Python".) However, the Python phenomenon was much greater, spawning stage tours, a musical, four films, numerous albums, and several books, as well as launching the members to individual stardom.
Rajneesh Chandra Mohan Jain (December 11, 1931 - January 19, 1990), better known during the 1970s as Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh and later as Osho was an Indian spiritual teacher. He lived in India and in other countries including, for a period the United States, and was held centrally by the Osho-Rajneesh movement, a controversial spiritual and philosophical movement.

Chris Rock (born February 7, 1965 in Andrews, South Carolina) is an American stand-up comedian and actor. He grew up in Bedford-Stuyvesant in Brooklyn, New York.

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I hope Gotham Chopra shall post the necessary CORRECTIONS for the impulsive post after receiving the audio file. I believe that Intentblog has the intentions to set high standards when it comes to INTEGRITY of the posts.

Thank You,

Reddy

Hi Gotham,

Thanks for the hilarious audio. It had me double up with laughter!! Truly the F word is the most frequently used word in Modern English.

This audio also made me recall Shekhar Kapur’s movie Bandit Queen, based on the true life story of gangster Phoolan Devi. Exact Hindi equivalents of Sisterf***er and Motherf***er were freely used in the dialogues in the movie. The censors didn’t object. The government banned the movie amidst protests by some prudes. The Supreme Court of India stepped in and lifted the ban, extolling Bandit Queen!

The SC judgment said that these so-called offensive words were commonly used in day-to-day conversations by Indians all across the country. Right from Parliament to the cigarette kiosk in the street corner, wherever you go you will never be out of earshot as far these “profanities” are concerned!

Sanjeev

Oh Yes, That was Pure fucking genius Gotham!

Dear Gotham and others, Sri Rajneesh has used the word FUCK from what I hear in the audio from the link you have posted. I don't a *BEEP* indicating F@#$ as you have used. So, I take the liberty to use the word FUCK.

I post here a poem which is relevent in the context.

Biography of K. Jared Hosein

K. Jared Hosein (1986 -...) was born and raised in the Caribbean island state Trinidad and Tobago. He intends not to make a long journey to the middle. ..

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(Controversial) A Cringing Overuse of the Word Fuck

Note Before Reading This Piece:

Due to a certain readers incessant bitching about this piece and how it stems from my alleged 'lack of love from when I was a little child', please let me say that this piece does not reflect my personal views or opinions on race, creed, religion or temperament. If you read this poem carefully, you will notice that it is about the disjointedness that may accompany freedom of speech, as pointed out in the final four lines where the speaker totally contradicts himself because he's slowly been turned to someone who obsesses about the curse word.

And let's be honest, if all of this reflected me, I would have to be a pagan extraterrestrial if you really narrowed down everything that was -fucked- here. Thank you.

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You got to love freedom of speech,
Now I can say fuck the beach,
Filled with devils with breasts,
Pumped up faggots
Rubbing oil on their chests.

First of all,
Fuck the mall,
A bunch of preppy white kids walking
'Round and 'round,
Like pasture filled with cows,
Window shopping at people,
Libido-feeding to arouse.

Fuck the blacks living downtown,
Always arguing about how
Every other race are trying to
Bring them down.
Talking about their roots in Africa,
Africa, their home of the black,
Then why the fuck are you here,
Why don't you fucking go back?

Fuck the old whitie ladies living uptown,
Always arguing about who's child is best
Who has the best spouse, the best job,
Shut the fuck up!
Give it a fucking rest!

Fuck those Indians,
Yes they'll also get their share,
You fucking Paki
Your runny curry gave me diarrhoea.
Fuck the Taliban,
The absolute scum of the land,
Bunch of cavemen in the sand.
And here with my champagne glass
Of jet fuel oil, I'll make a toast,
Let's hope your forty-two virgins
Fuck you to hell in a jet fuel roast.

Fuck the Enron insects,
Bugs roaming the street,
Cell phone waves, urban hex,
The IBM-Stellarsphere elite.
Above them, fuck the system,
The cause of so many problems
I can't even list them.

Fuck the old cracker redneck, Uncle Willie,
He's an old honkie Hillbilly,
Beginning to act nilly.
A Deliverance act like on Ned Beatty
Would do you some good there, matey.

Fuck the creators of Yu-Gi-Oh,
Or any other Jap fad out there,
Spawn of Cthulu,
Commands you
To summon Beelzebub, LUCIFER!

Fuck the nerds,
What a pile of shit,
Masters of mathematics
Yet they still can't add it.

Fuck the sadness,
Fuck the laughter,
While we're at it,
Fuck the world, fuck the hereafter,
Fuck God, fuck Allah, fuck Shiva,
Fuck the church, the mosque, the Jordan River,
Fuck the world,
Fuck everyone in it,
Fuck this life
Flush it down with the rest of the shit.

Then you got the so-called artist in black
With the foghorn standing in the corner
Shouting 'Fuck this! ' and 'Fuck that! '...
I say 'FUCK HIM! ' until he's a goner.

Fuck the right to say fuck,
It's absurd,
And fuck everyone who says fuck
Is a dirty word.

~K. Jared Hosein

btw, that was a brilliant rip-off by Sri Rajneesh. Couldn’t agree more with the spirutual guru. Fuckin genius indeed! Harvard Sophomore Kaavya Vishwanathan would be put to shame!

That was very amusing.

I am a little concerned, that word is a powerful communication tool, it is one of the most powerful words in the language and really should be reserved for special emphasis.

If we start to use it too casually it will lose it's potency and impact.

It is a word that immediatly commands attention and when we can get someones attention we can impart awareness.

I hope we do not dilute it's power.

It can be very useful in awareness campaigns and can be used to teach about non-conformity.

It is itself one word that encapsulates the "expression of the life force" and that is what gives it power.

F@#$%$% Florence and Innocent victim:

I couldn't agree more with you. The Guru of so many here would put Kaavya to shame. I'm sure some ladies here may quite agree with it.

hmmm...notice all the commenters are guys so far =)

so from a female perspective...that was pretty funny, just got a little unpleasant on the ears after a while.

can't say i don't use the word myself though... but WOW, words do have a powerful impact, whether the common use of the F word is good, bad, or neither i'm not really sure.

regardless, the piece is clever =)

It's not the word it is the intention behind the word that counts. That is why Sri Rajneesh's and Gothams's use results in laughter and amusement.

Some people may use the word to project their own pain and anger (often really towards themselves) on others. Which we should all really construe as a request for love and see only as an attack on an Illusion in their own mind, and not really on us whom it is projected towards.

That's one hell of a f****ng audio :) Pure Genius as you say ..

Sameer

Obviously, myself included, all have plenty of frustration and anger at moments. There are many constructive ways to process this.

Since our feelings come from our thoughts, we can change our thinking. We can also make sure our thoughts are rational, irrational ones lead to frustration.

I can totally relate to not being happy about the state the world is in. My life is certainly not a field day either, the struggles get harder and the miracles even bigger.

So another use of the word is to simply vent such energies and is much healthier than keeping it bottled up inside. Excercise and chopping wood can also be good.

Changing my thinking works best for me.

Whenever I meet someone with an angry disposition (not very often lately), I just assume they are my self having a bad day, or simply under stress, and wish them well, and help them out if possible.

So I guess vent if you wanna.... hope everyone feels better afterwards.

Sometimes anger is also a sign of Illusions being destroyed or TRUTH, that can get people really angry sometimes.

Oh Com'on, this is just for fun as Gotham got it here to lighten up. As it is said in the thread use the fuckin word just to lighten up, to lighten up the fucking socratic dialogues as Osho suggests us The Way. You're a cool fucking dude Gotham!

what is all of teh f&*&&^^%%%&& business ????
trust Gotham ...

no shyness there ...

oh well ...

just had a one and half hour massage by this HUNK ...

feel F^%&^%*^* up all over ...

need a softie now ...

GOTHAM!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU??????????

Donatella, and Baba: Many of your male "cyber brothers and friends" are standing up for you: why, it sounds to me like their starting to stand up and giving you a standing ovation?

Just listen, and look, just past the cacaphony of another one of our many "family fights," just beyond those sounds are.....

......well, "what the fuck," I notice I'm standing, and clapping too--for you, for Gotham, and for all the rest of you who teach me something new; one Way or A-Norther (for you, North!), whether I like the messy-engers or not--the Messy-Age, for all of us, is still New--especially when the facts-of-the-matter, or the material world blurs our vision so we don't see It--Tt's just a few depths away, "always, and all-ways,anyway......," and then it becomes a matter of what comes after "The Gap!" Listening "In"-Dave

Hello Gotham and Everyone,

Oh, what a gnikcuf great day it is!

I must say the word kcuf has been one of my all time favorite stress relievers, so short, so simple, so clear-cut.

kcuf

Donatella--I meant to say, "a few deep breaths away," you know that place it takes you--"Rumi's Field--the Gap?!"

I'll meet you guys there, where there is no right and wrong, and we'll listen in on that background symphony-of-the-stars; "Fuckin' A, Baby"-as in the ever-new childan of God, anyway! "See You There, Donatella and Baba, and whoever else wants to come play ball; it's Right-Here-and-Now"--Dave

BABA is caputo...

too much ...

too deep ...

too hard ...

too long...

so now ???

oh yes ...

GOTHAM HAS THE KEY ...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I understand that, in a way, it is ridiculous to be offended by people using ‘bad’ language – after all it’s just words.

However, there are people who will feel offended or uncomfortable, so why use bad language? What’s the point of provoking people needlessly?

Some people are behaving very childishly here. Did you not get to rebel enough when you were teenagers? Are you entering a midlife crisis and you now feel you have to act like a ‘cool’ teenager to feel young again? Using bad language to make a stronger point or to rebel is pathetic. If you are adults I hope you can use your minds to express yourselves more intelligently.

Take care friends and, grow up!

It was quite hilarious Baba. gc is a cool fucking dude. It's to lighten up basically from the heavy socratic dialogues of dk you know. ruth's reverse of spelling was very interesting. The pure fucking genius of Osho has been a lightening influence over some stressed out folks. Is the inspiration coming from the K bars of NY. The Kamasutra bars or the book itself. All the world problems will be solved if one copy of fuckin Kamasutra is given free to everyone.

Osho has been instrumental in breaking the barriers of sex. Laying the way!!

Dear David,
Thank you for the sweet comments.
Love,
Donatella

Kurt Vonnegut,

"Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut???" SLAPSTICK

What the fuck...why fuckin' not?

The Sheriff is fuckin' bad!!!

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

I feel so much fuckin' better, NOW!

Thanks for the great fuckin' time.

Fuck all yawl! Keith Fuckhead

Hi Gotham,

He used this in a Video
Thanks for posting this one I was reminded when
I watched the video in 1998 sometimes.

I watched his video.. he has a Video on this
topic..The Video is incredible.

"this is what he said in his video we have replaced the word GOD with "the word F"

You have to watch this video
Ashie

Yo Ho, so KavyyaGate was there much before the coming of a trashy novel.

Long live internalisation!

Suman tea, there is a joke going around in the Harvard circles that Kaavya is a follower of Osho, Rajneesh! And one day she has dreams to outshine him in spirutual thought!!

I just received this piece of humor via the net:

DIFFERENT WAYS OF HAVING SEX:

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “F*** YOU”.

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f*** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.

Cheers!
Navin

For those who have objection with osho using this funny fuck joke, you must know that osho wasn't a writer. He was a spiritual master & he used jokes & incidents from many sources to convey his real message which is of meditation & love.

Cheers, Rohit

Dear Rohit Malik,
I appreciate your insight about osho.
My question ‘for those who have objection with osho using this funny fuck joke’ is: What is Meditation?
Don’t miss the opportunity, which have given by osho to go beyond Body and Mind.
It has happened after thousands of years.

A-man=No-mind: It's an interesting question. Meditation's ultimate goal is to blank the mind and its chaotic voices to blank the ego, so that what remains then is state of no ownership and therefore ecstacy. Osho teaches this thru' having sex, where in the orgasmic state you lose the sense of I&me. I wonder though if Rohit was saying true love=true fuck or vice versa. If that was the case, maybe there would have been lot of love in the world.

I am really upset about your comments on India TV on saturday that you visited the violent places like India...and so on.

I wonder how you got some award for the journalisam.

Define violent places, please...

Sajith

Wow, I heard this one this morning. The voice sound familiar but I didn't know it was Osho. This is so hilarious.

Dear Goth my name is Sower my alias is Reaper actually, but that was yesterday, get it, anyway is this supposed to be comedy central or what, I feel it is, well what I really wanted to say was I think I was the first brave person to swear on this Blog, thanks to you Goth and your wonderful patience with me, anyway thanks man for a great laugh! and a great swear.

There is a video of Osho delivering this text on youtube, here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7rWLzloOI

This recording is from October 1, 1987. Osho had previously delivered the text on April 14, 1980, then in response to the question, "I FEEL SHOCKED WHEN YOU USE THE WORD 'FUCK'. WHAT TO DO?"

I believe the text was read from a sheet of paper on both occasions; at the beginning of the 1980 rendition, Osho quite clearly says, "One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame." So there would be no question of Osho claiming this to be his original work.

As to it being "a famous piece of Internet humour", note that there was no Internet in 1980.

Enjoy the video.

"As to it being "a famous piece of Internet humour", note that there was no Internet in 1980."

It is(has become) "a famous internet humor" but was the original work by Jack Wagner pre-1980. Listen to the original audio. It is more hilarious.

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Usage of the Word Fuck (sound file), a famous piece of Internet humor, variously and incorrectly attributed to Monty Python and George Carlin. Recorded anonymously with a Vivaldi soundtrack, it is believed to be the voice of Jack Wagner.