Joke: Where is God?
DK Matai - June 20, 2007
Dear Friends, in response to Laughter is the Best Medicine: Bankers' Jokes, Jean-François Désaulniers from Quebec, Canada, posted "Where is God?" which Surinda and I particularly loved and which we would like to share with you. Enjoy!
Where is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
[ENDS]
Do you have a joke to share on divinity's perception within humanity?
With love and warm wishes to you and family
DK with family
DK Matai
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Posted by DK Matai at June 20, 2007 02:39 AM
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June 20, 2007 03:54 AM
Delightful!! Thanks so much for sharing this story. It's a good way to start the day.
2. Posted by
"Betsy" S.
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June 20, 2007 09:43 AM
Delightful !!! Thanks so much for sharing this story. Reading it is a great way to start the day.
3. Posted by
"Betsy" S.
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June 20, 2007 09:47 AM
Well, Haven't got a a dvinity perception one right now, but this amused me:-
...A man walks into the doctors room and sits down...
"Well Mr Smith, what can I do for you" the doctor asks.
The man sighs and says "...well...doctor, I know this sounds crazy but...I think I'm a moth...can you give me anything for it?"...
The doctor looks in amazement and replies "...mmmm....nope, sorry, you need to go the psychiatrist 2 doors down the corridor"
The man nods his head and says "...yes...I know that already...it's just that... you're light was on!"
4. Posted by
Edmund C.
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June 20, 2007 11:21 AM
I am still laughing. This one was a great one!
5. Posted by
Char4
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June 20, 2007 02:32 PM
Edmund - Your joke above was funny as well. Thanks!
6. Posted by
Char4
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June 20, 2007 02:34 PM
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Sister Mary had written a note and posted it by the apple tray: “Take only one. God is watching.” Farther along the lunch line, at the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. Next to it was a note written by one of the children: “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”
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This is the problem when you believe in One God :-).
7. Posted by
sWORDSman
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June 20, 2007 08:34 PM
Thanks DK and Jean-Francois...how nice to laugh!
bonnie
8. Posted by
Bonnie
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June 20, 2007 08:58 PM
Not much of divinity in this one but found the conversation interesting!
Brother Sue: What came first, egg or chicken?
Bothers You: Hen's ass!
Brother Sue: Ass? Animal ass or Bottom ass?
Bothers You: What do you have behind you? Animal or bottom?
Brother Sue: Oho! What about the rest of the hen?
Bothers You: In the beginning there was only an ass! Then GOD said let there be an egg!
Brother Sue: So egg came first?
Bothers You: No the chicken already crossed the road!
Brother Sue: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bothers You: Because the chicken was a pastor!
Hehe!
9. Posted by
deadmanswill
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June 20, 2007 08:58 PM
I love that one. ;)
Right now, the only joke I can reciprocate with is a very old and very well-known one (and not really a "joke").
JOHN: Dear God, please, please, PLEASE, help me to win the lottery!
After several repeated requests of the kind (John is persistent in his faith ;), God replies:
"Dear John, please, help me - and buy a lotto ticket for once!"
I know - it's old.
but I love it. ;)
10. Posted by
Ivoire
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June 20, 2007 11:39 PM
Hahaha!! This was a really funny one! Thanks for sharing, DK!
Cheers,
Desh
Drishtikone.com
11. Posted by
Desh kapoor
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June 21, 2007 04:02 AM
Dear Friends
Thank you for your thoughts.
With love
DK
DK Matai
The Philanthropia, ATCA, mi2g.net
Holistic Quantum Relativity Group
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DK Matai commented on Joke: Where is God?
Dear Friends
Thank you for your thought
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Desh kapoor commented on Joke: Where is God?
Hahaha!! This was a really funny one! Thanks f
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Ivoire commented on Joke: Where is God?
I love that one. ;)Right now, t
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deadmanswill commented on Joke: Where is God?
Not much of divinity in this one but found the
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Bonnie commented on Joke: Where is God?
Thanks DK and Jean-Francois...how nice to laugh
Good one, Jean! Thanks for sharing.