DK Matai - September 01, 2007
Now we know what is the real problem with sub-prime...! Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this...
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan for a client who lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral.
The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:
"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."
Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:
"Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received.
I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 194 years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased, by the US, from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application. For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to US ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella.
The good queen, Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus's expedition. Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana .
God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world, as we know it AND the FHA. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory.
Now, may we have our damn loan?"
He got the loan!
[ENDS]
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Posted by DK Matai at September 1, 2007 03:02 AM
Beelzebub?
My friend DK... I would like to allow myself, this...
When comes moments out of seriousness
Or out of any king of mediocrity
I enjoy the old-true vision
Of the rocks cross my path
I enjoy the multi-smell of the grass
The enchantment of multi-color trees
Complete in those moments
I breath fresh air with young heart
And I run to catch all this...
Edmund
:D
Good one!
Dear Friends
Thank you for your thoughts.
With love
DK and family
I don’t really know what I am doing, but God does, so I don’t really worry about it. I just watch him work.
~Infinite Play the Movie
Timing is everything, always perfect.
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I don’t really know what I am doing, but God
Dear Friends
Thank you for your thought
Edmund
:D
Good one!<
My friend DK... I would like to allow
Hello DK!
So if the owner is God
His human owner-form
Would be
Would be Mr...
Would be Mr B...B...B..B.B..
How can it be so difficult to say it?
Would be B.....B..B.B
I cannot say it...