Guru Pitka, giving you a big High Five!
Guru Pitka - May 07, 2008
Howdy Doody, internet cuties! Guru Pitka, giving you a big High Five, because this is my 5th blog entry! It seems like only four blogs ago I started this whole thing. Where does the time go?
You bring your blog home from the hospital, they get their first tooth, they poop on the new rug, and next thing you know, they are pregnant at the police station, in handcuffs with that Creighton kid from down the block. I always knew he was trouble. But you have to laugh at life's troubles, and that is the subject of today's entry. (not like the illegal forced entry that Creighton bastard made your sweet baby do in that condo! He's an animal, just like his parents.)
So let's examine the word "laugh". What is a LAUGH? Let's break it down.
Loving All Humor Gives Happiness. The act of laughing is good for your brain and it burns calories! It's like the Olympics in your brain... and the Creightons don't get tickets! An elephant never forgets and neither do I!
Mariska Hargitay.
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Posted by Guru Pitka at May 7, 2008 04:12 AM
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1. Posted by
Aurora C
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May 7, 2008 06:07 AM
Mr Guru
Do you have a secret crush on the Creighton boy. Is that why you are harboring resentment. It's okay to be who you really are. I will still like your movie.
peace of the puzzle
derek
2. Posted by
doodleman
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May 7, 2008 08:04 AM
fyi: You know, I don't think GP is posting these or he (or someone) is just using the same stuff on all the other GP places. So I doubt that GP reads any of it as well. Even tho, it's funny, I read them all last week. It would be nice if GP came up with some new material, even if it is posted all over the place, which Deepak does. Yes, I'm disappointed, because I really liked GPs post and they are all old to me. Sorry!
Love, Char
3. Posted by
Char4
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May 7, 2008 12:26 PM
Hey, did you guys see Deepak's new book announcement? It's called "Why is God Laughing?" and shows up on deepakchopra.com
4. Posted by
Char4
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May 7, 2008 12:27 PM
Hey Char
I seriously doubt Mike Myers aka Guru Pitka is writing these posts much less reading them. They are purely for our own delight.
Oh and to promote the movie, kinda like an advertisement, a silly spiritual commercial.
You do have one cute trailer Mr. Guru.
peace
derek
5. Posted by
doodleman
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May 7, 2008 01:13 PM
Oh, I thought you were serious in #2.
6. Posted by
Char4
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May 7, 2008 05:41 PM
Yo, I was just playing along with humor.
7. Posted by
doodleman
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May 8, 2008 07:32 AM
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Hey Char
I seriously doubt Mike Myers aka -
Char4 commented on Guru Pitka, giving you a big High Five!
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Char4 commented on Guru Pitka, giving you a big High Five!
fyi: You know, I don't think GP is posting the
You ARE funny... I'm glad you're here. Gotham's blogs used to be this funny, but since he brought his new baby from the hospital... thank heavens it's not a girl!
That reminds me... now, where's my daughter...