Perfect 10!
Guru Pitka - May 29, 2008
I can't believe I made it to 10 whole blogs! What a crazy high number. I mean, it's not as high as 11, and definitely not as high as 98. But I think it's still pretty good. I think there are blogs that don't even make it to 10 blog entries! Like that guy from Michigan who started a blog about his antique book collection.
Apparently he died of BOREDOM. Literally. I'm not kidding. Boredom. Luckily my blogs have been so shiny and glittery that they are doing the opposite of killing me. They are making me more alive. Honestly, I haven't slept since I started these things. That could be due to the fact that it is ostrich mating season (again). Either way, I am more alive than ever!
I think it is important to do things to make you feel tingly and alive! Otherwise, what is the point of this glorious journey called life? I like to do things like take long relaxing walks through the grounds of my ashram, nothing gets me feeling tingly (to the point of numbness on occasion) than long walks. I also used to enjoy gorging on beets but turns out that just made my you know what all tingly. That was unpleasant. So be cautious in your meetings with beets, they are a tricky vegetable that should be respected.
In honor of my 10th blog here is a list of things that are Perfect 10s in my opinion:
1. My blog, perfect 10! Especially today!
2. Bo Derek (duh)
3. Kittens
4. Pandas and Zebras: so out of place in nature, yet so awesome
5. Orange juice without pulp
6. Yoda
7. Pickles dipped in peanut butter. Yum!
8. Cotton Candy: spun sugar? Anyone?
9. Daffodils
10. Cough drops. You can't get more perfect than that.
Mariska Hargitay
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Posted by Guru Pitka at May 29, 2008 04:04 AM
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May 29, 2008 12:16 PM
The paradox is that Guru Pitka is a fiction that is “acting” to convey truth.
A fiction created in the mind, to present a truth that a rational fictional being would not dare embrace for the consequences are it’s own false self destruction.
That truth is that most of what we believe ourselves to be is a fiction, our fictional self being nothing more than a character created in the mind of the great author; a fictional self that is brought into existence with a few pen strokes, and terminated from the story line with a few more with some comedy, sex, and drama written in between; the sex probably giving “rise” too much of the comedy and drama.
In Infinite Play the movie Dr. Ego works to obscure the truth with fiction, subsequently Dr. Love in his infinite intelligence and wisdom cleverly disguises the truth as a fiction, a movie, artfully crafted to blend with reality, such that it flows and spreads unimpeded by Dr. Ego’s censors.
No doubt these Guru Pitka blog posts are probably generated by some half baked artificial intelligence program with the humor box checked and a few subjects thrown in with most of the content derived from the results of a Google query and distributed via RSS feeds. I must admit though for a computer program it is fairly convincing and could compete with material written by many comedy writers.
2. Posted by
Richard Thomas ∞Φ
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May 29, 2008 12:36 PM
I think whomever is writing these posts is also surfing.
3. Posted by
Char4
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May 29, 2008 01:12 PM
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Char4 commented on Perfect 10!
Well ... he is funny. So now, I'm smiling.
Well ... he is funny. So now, I'm smiling.