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Hello Blog Dawgs!

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:02:38 -0800

It is I, the Love Guru, bloggin' in for my eleventh entry. In the spirit of complete and pure honesty, I cannot believe that we are now into double digits! It boggles the mind and tingles the loins. (not as boggling as when our pet dog "Double Digits" used his bifurcated paw to scratch his hoo ha and bury a bone at the same time... but damn close)

Perfect 10!

Thu, 29 May 2008 04:04:14 -0800

I can't believe I made it to 10 whole blogs! What a crazy high number. I mean, it's not as high as 11, and definitely not as high as 98. But I think it's still pretty good. I think there are blogs that don't even make it to 10 blog entries! Like that guy from Michigan who started a blog about his antique book collection.

It’s blog #9!

Mon, 19 May 2008 00:05:25 -0800

Hello bloglodytes! Holy hookahs, I can't believe we're on blog nine. Seems like just eight blogs ago we were on the first one. It's been a hell of a ride for you, me, my inner Guru and that guy who bags my groceries at the Stop n' Shop.

8 Comes After 7!

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:31:46 -0800

Hello blogumentarians!
Welcome to my 8th blog, or as our Mexican friends say, "los bloggisa de la ocho". I am flooded with such a wave of successful, happy, yum yum feelings, and am del-eighted you've joined me every step of the way on this Internet journey. But let me share a secret with you.

Truth and Illumination

Mon, 12 May 2008 02:20:51 -0800

Hello blogophiles! Welcome back to another entry in Guru Pitka's blog of Truth and Illumination. Sounds very impressive doesn't it? I wanted to call this "Rapping with the Gu." Add a C in front of rapping and you'll know what I think of that, Jack. And "Gu" is just icky.

What is ups, my virtual buttercups?

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:10:13 -0800

What is ups, my virtual buttercups? It is I, his holiness, the Guru Pitka, gettin' jiggy with another blog entry. Think of these as a sort of breakfast for your soul: you shouldn't miss them, and they are the most important part of your day. Except for pooping. (the only people that like backed-up pipes are Roto-Rooter, and they have their own web site)

Guru Pitka, giving you a big High Five!

Wed, 07 May 2008 04:12:12 -0800

Howdy Doody, internet cuties! Guru Pitka, giving you a big High Five, because this is my 5th blog entry! It seems like only four blogs ago I started this whole thing. Where does the time go?

Ready for the 4th!

Sun, 04 May 2008 22:31:39 -0800

Hello, web-surfing ho dads and wahinis. It is I, Guru Pitka, back for another wave (get it, surfer... wave... too obvious? keep going? okay. please stop yelling) ... for another slice of spiritual pie. This will be the fourth in my ongoing series, and it got me thinking,... wow, whatever happened to Nell Carter?

It is me, Guru Pitka, back again for my third blog entry

Fri, 02 May 2008 05:19:12 -0800

Hello, hello to the blog obsessed and those new to the blogosphere. It is me, Guru Pitka, back again for my "third entry." Hmm. there’s a dirty joke in there but i ate some sugar smacks and I’m crashing and can’t think of it, but, you do the math. It’s almost a dirty mad lib at this point.

It is me, Guru Pitka, back again for my second blog entry

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:51:42 -0800

Hello, fellow peace and impersonal electronic mail and global research lovers,
It is me, Guru Pitka, back again for my second blog entry. It was originally going to be called my "third entry" but I learned that was a nasty term...

Guru Maurice Pitka, and his very first blog on this site

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:42:16 -0800

Hello, my children. It is I, Guru Maurice Pitka, and this is my very first blog on this site.